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		<title>Notes from Sunday School</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/notes-from-sunday-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, some kid&#8217;s thoughts on Angels, contributed by my friend, Chuck&#8230; ~~~ I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. Gregory ~ age 5 Everybody&#8217;s got it all wrong. Angels don&#8217;t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. Olive ~ age 9 It&#8217;s not easy to become [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=105&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Consecrating Marriage&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/consecrating-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody doubted Pastor Ned&#8217;s sincerity. He was devoted to his flock and zealous for the faith. When a parishioner was sick, Ned was there. Whenever a warm handshake and a ready smile was needed, Pastor Ned was unsurpassed. Nevertheless, Ned&#8217;s sermonic blunders and linguistic catastrophes were legendary. Visions of the kingdom would explode from his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=102&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Axe+38+38=Repent!</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/07/27/axe3838repent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: &#8216;Stop! Acts 2:38! (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=100&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Little John the Baptist</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/07/14/little-john-the-baptist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Sunday School Boo Boos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Playing Church wth the Cat &#8220;Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. &#8220; Johnny&#8217;s Mother looked out the window and noticed him &#8220;playing church&#8221; with their cat . He had the cat sitting [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=95&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mississippi Squirrel Revival</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/squirrel-revival/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Clips]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those who may have wondered the Lord&#8217;s &#8220;mysterious ways&#8221;, here&#8217;s Ray Steven&#8217;s classic about a Mississippi squirrel that brought revival to a small town church. Posted in Clips, Pew Report<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=88&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Geezer Grabbed by Gaggle of Geese</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/06/24/geezer-geese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Misfired Ministry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chaplain Dave was a favorite down at the retirement center. His frequent visits always perked up the crowd of senior citizens. He would bound down the halls and into the cafeteria to announce the next bible study, prayer meeting or group outing.  He was always received warmly and his activities were well attended. For his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=83&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pew Report: Awake! Thou that sleepst!</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/mr-bean/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Clips]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And, now, a church experience you may have had. Posted in Clips, Pew Report<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=78&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Heaven&#8217;s Open Door</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/heavens-open-door/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Sunday School Boo Boos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,  finally asked him, &#8220;How do you expect to get into heaven?&#8221; The boy thought it over and said, &#8220;Well, I&#8217;ll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, &#8220;For Heaven&#8217;s sake, Jimmy, come in, or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=76&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Non-stop flight out of Egypt</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/egypt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So who was the co-pilot? <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=73&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Minding &#8220;Please&#8221; &#8216;n Pews</title>
		<link>http://pulpitfriction.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/please-n-pews/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 23:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The trouble with taking the kids to church is they have to learn a whole new set of behavioral objectives. (For readers who may not be up on the lingo, a behavioral objective is a thing you want your kids to be able to actually do after you have taught them something. For example, you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pulpitfriction.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7616320&amp;post=66&amp;subd=pulpitfriction&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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